I just moved my car from the driveway to the street in anticipation of mom coming over and us going to eat. She likes to park in the driveway, so I try to get my car out of the way before she gets here.

Tonight I told Gigi she could come “for a ride.” But instead of just moving the car, I actually drove down the street at about 20 mph so she really could go for a ride. I didn’t want to “tease” her with that mini driveway non-ride.

I was about half-way down the block when I realized what I was doing. Even I had to laugh at myself.