I've always loved the monster.com commercial:
"When I grow up I want to file, all day…"
"I wanna claw my way up to middle management…"
"Be replaced on a whim…"
"I wanna have a brown nose…"
"I wanna be a yes-man…"
"Yes sir, coming sir…."
"Anything for a raise sir"…
"I wanna be under-appreciated…”
"Be paid less for doing the same job…"
"I wanna be forced into early retirement."
And right now I do love the Home Depot commercial with all the little boys excitedly checking out the tools like they're in a toy store.